Cat-Burglar

I've finally caught you red-handed!

Piles of crap which are a little bigger than those left by the dratted sparrows have been appearing frequently on the porch and in the garden, and small blood-spatters were discovered on the lawn, which, I suspect is from said sparrows.

And now, after weeks of investigating, I've found this here black cat! Lounging about as though he owns the place! So now, everytime anyone catches it in the garden, it runs off, but then, it comes back again! There's no stopping it! Well, unless it doesn't exist anymore, but we're very strong against killing animals (which we don't eat) so we've decided to just let it be. But if we find a puncture in a car tyre in the morning, we'll have no choice, but to use The Solution! Muahahahahaha ...